Pig in a Poke or Getting Poked over a Pig
The guy who used to play Tarzan had a pet tiger that was like six years old or something. He got loose and eventually, "authorities" shot and killed it.
Now here's the fun part. Ready?
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A lady is getting charged with animal cruelty. Why? She offered to use her pet pig as bait to try and lure the tiger in and capture it. She drove it to the area in the trunk (air conditioned, btw) of her Cadillac and someone got bent about that and they're charging her.
Does anyone else have a problem with this?
What about tthe fuckin' tiger? The one that was SHOT?
They think it's cruel to put a pig in an air conditioned trunk?
psssssst. I got some info for anyone who thinks that was cruel:
PIGS ARE BREAKFAST.
And that, people, is the Coroner's Report.